Last Season: 41-41, 8th Seed in West
Off-Season Gains: PF Ryan Anderson (free agent), SG Eric Gordon (free agent), PF Nene Hilario (free agent), Coach Mike D'Antoni (!!!)
Off-Season Losses: C Dwight Howard (free agent/Atlanta), PF Josh Smith (free agent), PG Jason Terry (free agent), PF Terrence Jones (free agent/New Orleans)
Off-Season Stock: I'd sooner buy stock in their broadcasting crew.
League Pass Team?: Sure, if I need a good laugh. Only on "mute" though.
At this point I'm openly wondering if Rockets GM Daryl Morey is trolling the rest of us.