Last Season: 57-25, 1st Seed in East, NBA Champions
Off-season Gains: Self-respect, relief, renewed faith in God, SF Mike Dunleavy Jr. (trade), C Chris Andersen (free agent)
Off-season Losses: Perennial sense of shame, PG Matthew Dellavedova (free agent/Milwaukee), C Timofey Mozgov (free agent/Lakers), SF Richard Jefferson (retired) LOL whatever
Off-season Stock: It'd be cheaper to buy actual property in Cleveland.
League Pass Team?: Maybe if they're playing somebody good, but I wouldn't necessarily go out of my way to catch them.