Today is going to be a good day. Today is going to be a great day. Today is always a great day. Today is Greg’s favorite day of the year. It’s Liam Neeson Day.
Greg pulls into the parking lot of the convention center. He checks his pockets. He’s got his wallet, his credit cards, and his phone. He checks himself in the mirror. Liam Neeson shirt? Check. NeesonCon Executive VIP badge? Check. Liam Neeson Taken-themed lanyard? Check. He grabs the satchel beside him. Autograph book? Check. Genuine replica samurai sword from The Dark Knight Rises? Check.
Greg strokes his Neeson-esque goatee as he walks to the doors of the convention center.