If history has taught us one thing, it is that a memorable face full of hair is the key to a happy successful life. Everyone from Abraham Lincoln to Burt Reynolds can match their success to the bountiful bristles. Alas, the bearded community lost a member today, as Sacramento Kings' forward Quincy Acy shaved the follicular masterpiece protruding majesticly from his seldom seen chin.
No one knows quite what this means, but if you've heard the story of Samson and Delilah, you know this one ends. Can he still dunk?