Well, well, well, well, well, well... well. Well, well, well. Well well, indeed. Very, very well. Well, the Kings are in The Frisco by the Bay, The City that Never Frizzes or Cos. The Great Soft Soil Capital of the World. The Liquefaction Factory of Fun. Fate’s Alluvial Soil Sand Box. The Terry O’Quinn Stepfather to Oakland’s Jill Schoelen. The current home of the Golden State Warriors, owners of the worst record in the league, losers in seven of their last eight contests and current home to a center trying so hard to be cool and yet so damn soft you’d think he was the other side of your goosefeather-gel combo pillow.