It’s Friday, which means it’s time to cream the corn of some lame playoff team that comes stepping to Sacramento. Today’s victim for the Sactown Buzzsaw would be the ironically named Warriors, a team that has never even fought in a real battle, much less won enough to earn the moniker. Led by the thinnest human being in recorded history, and backed up by the thinnest skinned snake and donkey in all the animal kindom, Golden State’s popularity is highest amongst displaced Heat fans who were also then previously displaced Lakers fans and amongst Silicon Valley, Steve Jobs wannabes that swear their dating app is “revolutionary” and call their corporate headquarters “The Jam Pad”.
Kings vs Warriors Preview: Easiest Game All Year
