Oh, oh wait. There’s a game today isn’t there?? You’re in the grocery store, and saw this while scrolling through Twitter while waiting for you number to be called at the meat counter. You thought maybe you’d go see Three Billboards Outside Ebbings Missouri today, but OOOH NO! The game starts in half an hour! You have to get home, right now! The Kings are in Toronto to try to avenge a little 15 point smack around from the Raptors just a week ago and while you were reading this, Doris just blew by your number and you missed your chance at some really nice peppered turkey.