Have you ever seen Unbreakable? It’s a wonderful little superhero movie that M. Night Shyamalan made before he and Bruce Willis stopped giving two shits about quality where Brucie has to to contemplate whether he’s an indestructible superhuman or just being manipulated by a comic fanatic with Bird Bone Disease. The twist is he’s both! Well the other night I was deep into cutting a block of cheese and my hand slipped and suddenly the block of cheese was deep into cutting me. Turns out, if I’ve got a super power, it hasn’t been featured in a movie yet!