Griffin Whitmer: Hayden Rettig has his starting job on the line. He pulls a Nova-Carroo 2014 and chucks up an 80-yard bomb to none other than Janarion "Grills" Grant. He doesn't let up and throws for 200 yards and 3 TDs in a pass-heavy first half. He comes out in the second half with authority of the offense and leads a potent rushing game up and down the field. The offense shines against a cupcake defense and obliterates Norfolk St. Rutgers 56-3.
Bob Cancro: When I first wrote this, thete eas only one issue to deal with; I have no freakin' idea what to think now.