So, a university president walks into a bar....tell me if you heard this one before.
A university president walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for a new athletic director."
The crowd gets quiet. They look at the man standing in the doorway, wearing scarlet academic regalia. Finally, after seemingly an eternity, someone asks the question that everyone is wondering. "What school?"
The university president looks down, bites his lower lip and says, "Rutgers."
After a long silence, a few in the crowd start to shake their heads. A few others snicker and turn back to their drinks.