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You Can Now Eat Tom Brady’s Skimpy, 100% Plant-Based Dinners For $78 A Week

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Have you been dreaming of a high protein, gluten-free, 100% plant-based meal plan that is free of highly processed ingredients and limited in the use of refined sugars and soy? Then congratulations, because Christmas just came early, my incredibly disciplined friend.

A New England-based meal delivery service called Purple Carrot has announced a partnership with Tom Brady that will see them to TB12 Performance Meals to their most hardcore customers. So now everyone who thinks that they can look like Brady and Gisele Bunchen by eating one uber-healthy meal a day can get started on their half-assed diets very soon.