Rick Reilly’s career is a mystery to many. Once a revered and highly awarded writer for Sports Illustrated in its heyday, he’s now best known for joining ESPN and quickly devolving into a caricature of himself before entering into early retirement to say embarrassing things on social media.
Well apparently his lack of self-awareness is a terminal condition, because he brought his absolute worst on Tuesday afternoon when he tried to entertain the kids with this perplexing take on the news that Kevin Durant is now a Golden State Warrior:
Adding Kevin Durant to a Warriors team that already had Curry + Thompson is like giving Kate Upton a 3rd breast.