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When Your Mom Jumps Into The Cage And Slaps You Silly For Losing An MMA Fight

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If the movie Love and Death taught us anything, it’s that Russian moms aren’t the demure, sentimental sort.

DAD: “You must fight for Mother Russia!”

BORIS (Woody Allen): “She’s not my mother. My mother’s right here, and she doesn’t want her youngest son getting shrapnel in his gums.”

MOM: “He will go and fight, and I hope they put him on the front lines!”

BORIS: “Thanks a lot mom. My mother, folks.”

Anna Azovskaya has three sons, and all are MMA fighters. Earlier this week the youngest, Viktor Kichigin, had a lightweight bout against Ruslan Yamanbaev at FNG 67, an MMA event in Yekaterinburg, Russia, and things did not go well for Kichigin.