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Welcome To San Francisco, Bud Light (The Refreshments For Your Super Bowl Party May Be Late)

If your Super Bowl party is dependent on the arrival of Bud Light, well, a.) That’s pretty sad, and b.) The truck is stuck on California & Sansome. Come by and grab some.

Super Bowl parties threatened as Bud Light truck bottoms out on SF street. https://t.co/xsMu4GxJGX pic.twitter.com/J64KbY8ThX

This doesn’t happen in Atlanta or Kansas City. This is San Francisco, where streets don’t meander, they plummet. Stretch limo drivers avoid certain areas of town altogether, but this rube ain’t no local.

More San Francisco Super Bowl happenings and observations from a resident:

beyonce and gaga are gonna be in san francisco this weekend for the superbowl and the gay in me has never felt more alive i must find them

We here in the San Francisco Bay Area like to think of ourselves as progressive, and San Francisco as the center of liberal thinking.