The Tennessee Titans stayed put at No. 2 and selected Oregon QB Marcus Mariota, or some other similarly named dude, according to Roger Goodell.
Goodell pulled a John Travolta when announcing the reigning Heisman winner, calling him “Marcus Marriato.”
You had a long time to practice saying that name, Roger. There are really no excuses here.
Anyway, we send our congratulations to Mr. Marriato, or whoever the Titans picked.