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USC Student Wins First Sperm Race, UCLA Student Splashed with White Liquid

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Trojan condoms might stop sperm in its tracks ... but, Trojan students have got some pretty strong swimmers, it seems -- 'cause a USC student won the first-ever sperm race.

The much-anticipated battle for L.A. spunk supremacy went down in DTLA Friday night ... with Tristan from USC taking on Asher from UCLA -- and, we caught the whole darn thing on film, with the event showing just how fast their little swimmers were motoring in real time.

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Check it out, the race starts off pretty even -- Tristan and Asher's boys making their way through the channel with ease .