In a weirdly amusing stupid piece of not-fake news, Breitbart posted a photo of retired German soccer star Lukas Podolski.
More amusingly, the story it was attached to had nothing to do with Lukas Podolski.
“Spanish Police Crack Gang Moving Migrants On Jet Skis,” the story read. Podolski is neither Spanish Police, nor a member of a crack gang, nor a member of a Spanish police crack gang, nor a migrant on a jet ski.
Podolski was once on a jet ski, however, hence this photo.
This was quickly corrected, apparently.
There’s no evidence.