Try and wrap your head around this: a grown man in the year of our lord, 2016, tells another adult to fetch him a slab of burnt animal flesh and the juice from that animal’s nipples. A tall, cold glass of nipple juice. And there are other people around to witness this sequence of events. Then the man hands his phone to the meat-fetcher and asks him to take a photo of everything.
That man is Michigan Wolverines head football coach Jim Harbaugh, and this culinary atrocity went down during a quiet dinner with his spouse at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse in Ann Arbor, which offers a discount equal to UM’s margin of victory every week.