The Memphis Grizzlies are either trying to fortify their roster with gritty, tough role players, preparing for a rebuild by acquiring draft picks combined with unwanted contracts, building a resistance militia for the zombie holocaust or collecting Earth’s greatest warriors to compete in Tsang Tsung’s upcoming Mortal Kombat tournament. Whatever it is, they now have five of the scariest players in the National Basketball Association sharing the same locker room.
I like to imagine it’s filled with ashtrays and black lights and mysterious, menacing barking noises.
After trading for Miami Heat center Chris Anderson on Wednesday, Grizzlies’ general manager Christopher Wallace — a man who shares the same name as The Notorious B.