Even though the Patriots parade started at 11 a.m., players were going heavy on the booze. Chris Long went with Natty Light (is he calling Matty Ice Matty Light?) and Rob Ninkovich dumped vodka right into his mouth. Gronk chugged a beer and spiked it, of course, and got a custom WWE belt. Tom Brady didn’t catch any adult beverages, just a pass. His kid dabbed, though.
This is Horrifying
Doctors in India found a cockroach living inside a woman’s skull. (There’s a video, if you’re really sick.