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Traina Thoughts: NFL Offensive Line Coach Evaluates Players On How They Get Ketchup Out Of A Bottle

1. If you read Traina Thoughts regularly, you know I often say that football coaches are a bizarre group of people -- and that's being kind. Need more proof? Here's an excerpt from a book written by Cowboys offensive line coach, Paul Alexander.

Yes, Alexander evaluates a player on whether he knows how to properly use a ketchup bottle.

From the passage:

"When I see a large football player turn a bottle of ketchup upside down and pound at its heel with tremendous force yet with limited success, I immediately make the mental note: He must either play defensive line, or if he plays offensive line, he can't play for me.