1. I'm not going to waste your time with this lead item. I'm just going to tell you that there was lightning at last night's Cubs game and Kris Bryant's terrified reaction made for the perfect GIF.
2. Kevin Love is such a big Stone Cold Steve Austin fan that he supposedly just dropped $15,000 on a pendant of the Texas Rattlesnake.
3. Tom Brady has six Super Bowl rings, more money than he can spend, two little kids and a supermodel wife and he's worried about what Max Kellerman says?