1. Today marks the three-year anniversary since the Cinccinnati Zoo gorilla, Harambe, was shot and killed after a three-year-old entered his cage. Obviously, there is nothing funny about this, but the over-the-top rant unleashed by SiriusXM sports-talk radio legend, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo was one of the funniest things you'll ever hear. Whether you're familiar with Russo or not, whether you like Russo or not, it's irrelevant. If you like to hear someone lose their mind and scream and yell like a lunatic in a totally authetic way, you must listen to the clip below.
Since it's nine-minutes long, I've broken down Russo's top 11 lines from the diatribe.