1. I don't watch soccer (men's or women's), I don't follow soccer, I don't care if the U.S. team wins or loses and I have absolutely no business chiming in about soccer, but I'm going to do so anyway because that's just what people on the Internet do. I don't much about what happened yesterday with U.S. Women's Soccer team except for these two things: 1) They won 13-0; 2) To celebrate a goal this way after you've made the score 9-0 is so ridiculous and so pathetic that I actually couldn't believe what I was watching.