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Tom Brady Has A New Heavy-Hitter Attorney And A Bieber Haircut And He’s Coming For YOU, Roger Goodell

Two reasons we know that Tom Brady is planning to take this deflategate thing to the limit:

1. Today he hired attorney Ted Olson, a heavy hitter who has experience arguing cases before the Supreme Court.

2. Witness the firepower of Brady’s armed and operational Justin Bieber haircut.

Tom Brady got a Justin Bieber haircut and we are *obsessed* https://t.co/ncrAa9BYF2 pic.twitter.com/l2qxfSu7hy

Gird your loins, Roger Goodell.

On Monday the Second Circuit Court of Appeals reinstated Brady’s four-game suspension from the NFL for using deflated footballs in the AFC Championship Game in 2015.