In the game of thrones, you win or you die. Ultimately, you mostly die and it’s fairly unpredictable. Sometimes, it’s at the hands of your wife’s not first, but second incestual lover, pouring a little too much milk in your poppy as you hunt boars with your bros. Other times, it’s in the dead of night, when the dwarf son you sentenced to die directs bows at your heart as you drop deuces in a toilet that remains unflushed during your demise. Weddings are synonymous with funerals, loyalty is often rewarded with betrayal, and trials are best conducted by combat.
Til Death Do Us Part: Game of Thrones Death Pool
