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Tiger That Killed A Florida Zookeeper Is Getting Death Threats, Because ‘Merica

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A rare Malayan tiger that mauled a staff member to death at the Palm Beach Zoo last week is now getting death threats, according to the zoo. How does an adult human sit down at a computer and type a threatening email to a tiger, you may ask? Well first you need a gmail account. Also it helps if you’ve seen The Jungle Book.

Oh, you think I’m kidding? This was on Facebook today:

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Key paragraph:

“The Palm Beach Zoo & Conservation Society wants to discourage all media sources from naming and/or identifying the male Malayan tiger suspected of being involved in the April 15th incident at the Zoo.