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This Theory Proves That Canada Will Bring Home Its First Stanley Cup In 31 Years

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I'm sorry, did you hear me?? THIRTY-ONE YEARS. I'm not sure you're aware of how wild that is. THAT'S OLDER THAN ME.

The last Canadian team to win were the Montreal Canadiens in 1993.

And if you're not shocked by that fact, let me remind you that hockey, like, belongs to Canada. It's literally our national sport. We all have countless friends, cousins, and neighbours who've played hockey before — if we didn't ourselves — and most are connected in some way to a professional hockey player.