In case you havent been paying attention, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has annointed himself as America’s official party host. He parties on buses. He parties at pools. He parties at The Boston Globe. Gronk brings the party wherever he goes, and wherever Gronk goes there is a party. He’s a real life Van Wilder, if Van Wilder were one of the most successful football players of all time rather than a creepy loser who’s afraid to leave college.
So it was no surprise when Gronkowski announced that he would be taking his epic part hosting skills aboard the Norwegeian Pearl for a raucous four-day adult beach fraternity party; complete with a stop in Nassau and a private Bahama island, a flip cup tournament, a game of Family Feud vs the whole clan of Gronks and this lineup of entertainers:
