Surfers have it made. With their stupid muscles and dumb flowing hair, not only do they look better than everyone else on the beach, they’re actively showing everyone how much more athletic they are than the rest of us. It’s depressing. So every once and awhile, God decides to give them a reality check.
Enter Tom Dosland, who essentially base jumped off a moving body of water last Wednesday at the Jaws break off Maui’s north shore.
Yep — that’s what a forty-foot wipeout looks like. We’ll watch the waves from the comfort of a bar several hundred meters away, thank you very much.