The most exciting news to come from the Democratic National Convention so far — I mean besides the big fart-in scheduled for Thursday — is that the “Hillie Phanatic” is there to pump up the masses for Hillary! Yea! First woman Presidential nominee for a major party! Woooo!
Wait … the Hillie Phanatic hardly seems to be into this at all. In fact, he seems to be a bit depressed …
As seen on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, the Hillie Phanatic just can’t seem to get excited about Hillary Clinton.