Stephen Colbert Relentlessly Criticizes Steph Curry’s New Shoes

Stephen Curry’s new Under Armor shoes are taking plenty of social media heat lately — they come with a fanny pack and bus tour of the Grand Canyon — but now it’s all spilled over to late night talk shows. Stephen Colbert committed an entire segment to them, as he “took the gloves off\ufeff” to deliver a series of one-liners dissing the very white, suburban sneakers on Monday night.

First, however, he had to recap the Draymond Green suspension:

“This surprises me, because usually the refs take it easy on a loose ball foul.”

Here’s the entire segment:

“Do you wear these shoes to play for Golden State, or the Golden Girls?”

Turns out that Colbert bought a pair, and showed them off at the end of the…