Maybe you’re new to this whole football thing. Perhaps you’re a Browns fan ready for a new rodeo. Maybe you like trying new things, or maybe you’re just a masochist. For some reason I’ll never understand, you want to be a Minnesota Vikings fan. Okay then — there’s room on the bandwagon.
Honestly the bandwagon is actually just an old Amtrak engine and it breaks down pretty often in the freezing cold, and every now and then you’ll forgive it if it accidentally backs over a couple of our players too. Accidents happen.
The Vikings are this year’s early “it” team, 4–0 already with a stifling defense, a shiny new stadium our grandkids will be paying for, and a new QB we are slowly talking ourselves into.