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WHY HASN'T IT HAPPENED?!!
Here's Shaunie O'Neal -- Shaq's ex-wife -- telling the world that Kobe freakin' Bryant has PERSONALLY offered to train her kids in basketball ... but for some reason it hasn't happened yet.
What?
We got Shaunie at LAX, and asked her about he son, Shaqir, being teamed up on the court with LeBron James Jr. at Crossroads school in Santa Monica.
We wanted to know if LeBron would be personally training the two boys, and while Shaunie couldn't answer that, she did tell us about another Laker great who's offered.