When aliens from a distant galaxy finally arrive here and start poking around, say about 3,000 years from now, one of the first things they’ll find is this:
Shaquille O’Neal stunned fans when he revealed that he thought the world was flat, because when he drove from coast to coast, he didn’t feel himself going up hill, or down hill.
“So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this s*** is flat to me,’ he said. “I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings?