Saint Louis University ruined my entire day two weeks ago when it unveiled a new mascot.
The school replaced the dopey, lovable Billiken with a winking gargoyle. It’s frankly kind of upsetting but I have to include a picture for the purposes of this post.
Look, I told you it was bad. Dan O’Neill of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch said it’s a “creepy, two-faced stalker” that should be called Killiken.
SLU eventually caved to the criticism and decided it was time to kill the Billiken before he could kill anyone himself.