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Roy Williams Cuts Down Nets, His Finger

The University of North Carolina has advanced to the Final Four for a record 19th time — the most in NCAA history — thanks in no small part to a system of paper classes that allow “student athletes” to focus entirely on basketball. One of these days they’ll be punished for their transgressions (it’s been four years since they were first reported) with a loss of scholarships or a tournament ban, but until that happens, the only punitive action you’ll see will be exacted by the vengeful force of karma in the form of scissor injuries to North Carolina’s head coach Roy Williams.