I had a hard time believing that anyone could be as weak and vacillating as King Tommen, the current king of Westeros on Game of Thrones. Tommen can’t even order a fucking pizza without changing his mind seven times, which he does anytime someone new enters the room and gets two minutes alone with him.
So imagine my surprise when Major League Baseball handed down its fines just now in the Rougned Odor-Juan Batista incident from Sunday. Odor got an eight-game suspension and a $5,000 fine, and the Blue Jays’ John Gibbons was suspended for three games (for leaving the dugout after he had already been ejected).