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Richard Simmon’s Denies He’s Being Held Hostage, Nobody Believes Him

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It’s official, everybody: we’re all going insane. Like truly, bat shit crazy. America is on the Nutso Express to Cuckoo Town and our latest pit stop involves 80’s exercise guru and possible alien king, Richard Simmons.

In case you aren’t aware, Simmons is known for losing over 100 lbs and then taking his talents to the land of VHS exercise tapes; most notably the Sweatin’ to the Oldies series. He’s been living off that claim to fame ever since, and in more recent times has been better known as the most flamboyant human that has ever lived.