1. In case you didn’t know or, *clutches pearls*, happen to be against accidental censorship… then you already know that Olympic diving is basically porn.
2. It’s the best.
3. Because we’re big fans, care about the world, and this is our job (yes, we got paid to this), we painstakingly screenshotted the men’s 3m springboard preliminary.
4. Ladies and gentleman, the #FREETHESPEEDO movement is back.
5. This one is like the beginning of every gay porn ever.
