Earlier today, Manchester United announced that striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Swedish international and guy who looks like the main villain's top henchman in every Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, would be returning to Old Trafford for the 2017–18 Premier League season. Zlatan also put out a notice that he was back with the Red Devils, though his way of breaking the news was a little more ... well, out there.
Most athletes wouldn't announce their team or really any news using a Frank Frazetta-esque illustration of themselves dressed as Jesus, but Zlatan is far from "most athletes." This is a man who has described himself as "perfect" and "a Ferrari," crapped on David Beckham for his bad taste in music, trash-talked the entire country of Denmark after knocking them out of qualification for Euro 2016, and referred to himself during an interview as God.