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Now United Airlines Has Killed The World’s Largest Rabbit

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Simon the Rabbit is dead. As you may have guessed, United Airlines is involved, and has launched a full investigation. But the pitchforks and torches are out. This is not a joke.

Simon, who was 3-feet long and roughly 50 pounds, turned up deceased under mysterious circumstances when he was being transferred in the cargo hold of a United flight from Heathrow Airport in London to (not kidding) O’Hare International in Chicago.

You may recall that’s the same airport in which Dr. David Dao was dragged off of a United flight recently.