A conspicuous haircut on a famously inconspicuous fellow, Waldo’s matzah-like combover would look pretty good on Mel. ESPN would probably prefer that he take off the hat and that the cameras have no trouble finding him, which sort of ruins the whole thing. Still, it’s worth a shot.
Mel Kiper has been hanging onto his iconic, gelled-back hairstyle for the better part of three decades, which is great for him. But we think a shake-up is in order and imagine what Kiper would look like on draft day with 20 different famous hairdos.