Of all the unlikely celebrity/pro athlete Twitter beefs possible — Michael Keaton and Golden Tate, Susan Sarandon and Dee Gordon, John Legend and Randy Johnson (we’re just spitballing ideas here) — the Matt Garza-Jessica Chastain confrontation seems the most random. To make things even weirder, it’s about birth control. Yes, apparently Garza (a man) is an authority on the subject, and thus responsible for manslplaing the ol’ fashioned alternative to contraceptives now that insurance companies are no longer required to cover birth control.
We’re paraphrasing here, but Garza’s novel suggestion to the two-time Oscar-winner was KEEP YOUR HEATHEN LEGS CLOSED IF YOU DON’T WANT NO DAMN BABIES.