Hey Patriots fans, drop whatever you are doing and pay close attention. Take a few minutes out of your day and listen. Take notes if you have to. Do whatever you have to do to take a few moments and really absorb what you’re about to hear, because your quality of life during football season depends on it.
The great Bostonian, Matt Damon, has offered his words to the masses in the hopes of spurring them forward through these tough times. Yes, he has finally deduced the only way for Pats fans to deal with Tom Brady’s four-game DeflateGate suspension, and it’s up to you whether or not you want to take advantage of his knowledge and wisdom.