Well, the Rio Olympics are officially over, so it’s time to face reality. And the reality is that there are stories out there that we can no longer ignore: such as the one involving this man, Simon Coleman, 32, of Whitchurch, England, who was arrested for shoving pool balls up his ass.
So what’s so bad about a game of stripes and solids, as long as the eight-ball goes in last? Well, that’s not all he did. Metro UK:
Coleman, 32, was sentenced for waving his penis around at a barmaid despite her telling him to put it away.