The fact that Monster Energy drinks are even sold over the counter to minors is a miracle, considering how nutritionally bankrupt they are. If I were to guess, I’d say that the main ingredients are high-fructose corn syrup, cocaine, Pixie Stix powder and whatever gelatin they use to make edible underwear.
So naturally, LSU football coach Ed Orgeron drinks them by the keg.
Ed Orgeron says when he's drinking, he'll have 8-10 energy drinks a day: "If we do something LSU we're going to do it full speed." pic.twitter.com/ecea92OAyR
Yes, you heard that right.