Porn goddess Lisa Ann -- star of such classics as "Big Butt Oil Orgy" and 'Nailin' Palin' -- is about to use her mouth to bring joy to your life ... by telling you exactly what she'd do to Tom Brady.
You gotta watch the clip ... Lisa Ann (who does a FF show on SirusXM) really knows her stuff ... and wants to make sure you don't embarrass yourself come draft day.
Seriously ... look up, pay attention and take notes ... you might learn something if you can stop thinking about inappropriate things for the next 120 seconds of your life.