There is something marvelously ironic about David Spade complaining that someone else lucked into something in life. Didn’t the elfin comic once date Heather Locklear and Nicolette Sheridan? I rest my case.
Anyway, Spade — the former Saturday Night Live bargain bin Dennis Miller — is an Arizona Cardinals fan, and he’s miffed that former Cardinal Michael Floyd is doing so well with the Patriots. Spade, to TMZ:
“I’ve never seen a guy profit so much from a DUI. You know what? I’ve never seen a DUI turn a guy’s life around.”
Floyd, the Cardinals’ first-round draft pick in 2012, was put on waivers on Dec.