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Let’s All Taste David Spade’s Flowing, Bitter Tears Over Michael Floyd Going To Patriots

There is something marvelously ironic about David Spade complaining that someone else lucked into something in life. Didn’t the elfin comic once date Heather Locklear and Nicolette Sheridan? I rest my case.

Anyway, Spade — the former Saturday Night Live bargain bin Dennis Miller — is an Arizona Cardinals fan, and he’s miffed that former Cardinal Michael Floyd is doing so well with the Patriots. Spade, to TMZ:

“I’ve never seen a guy profit so much from a DUI. You know what? I’ve never seen a DUI turn a guy’s life around.”

Floyd, the Cardinals’ first-round draft pick in 2012, was put on waivers on Dec.