It’s not news that soccer players are “the hot ones” of the sports world…unless, of course, you’re SNL cast member Leslie Jones, who apparently had not seen a game until Sunday night’s FC Dallas-Seattle Sound matchup.
Jones seemed to enjoy the action and, um, the immaculately coiffed hipsters creating it (especially USMNT goalkeeper Tim Howard).
Umm why no one told me about this dude pic.twitter.com/k7DvSvAA7b
She REALLY likes Tim Howard…
"Dooooodidooooo didoodidoodidooo, loving you" (hits that high note cause I'm exhilarated with sexiness) pic.twitter.com/QXs3Ib0DkL
And this guy…
Gulp.